Piggies

Piggy met baby in a disco bar

Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are

When he took one look at her rocket tits

He smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it"

Piggy said baby won't you come with me

My little place is three steps away

Piggy gonna take us both to paradise

He said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice"

So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib

Said, "here it is baby, this is where I live"

Won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink

Baby turned real slowly and said, "Piggy you stink"

Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke?

Baby said no, she was tryin to quit

Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats

When his jaw dropped open and he said... "shit"

Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times

And though piggy was stupid,

Baby sure didn't mind

Baby said, "lets go straight to the stars"

And Piggy said

"huh? .... whatever"

Baby and Piggy took a walk in the park

It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix

He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks

Who were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tips

So they figured it was best to clear out for a while

Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast

And his little piggy habit was kind of out of control

So they packed up his Lincoln, and head for the coast

Baby started smokin again on the way

Piggy's little habit was making him sweat

So they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days

To scam some cash up and make a few bets

They went and shacked up in a place on the strip

Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick

Baby turned to Piggy with a desparate plea

"C'mon Piggy, you know what we need"

But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit

So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks

She argued at first, but she finally agreed

With a couple of shiners, she hit the street

Now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean

And Piggy was high on his self esteem

So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop

But the cop said "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped