Intro

Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight

I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good

I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for him

That's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin

Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night

For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones

Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh

And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before

Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set theyself to do

This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy

He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since

Uhh, what's the guys name? (Ol Dirty!!)

Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy

And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him

Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns

From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth

Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for

The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard

I love that guy!

(Ol Dirty!!)

Yes, how y'all doin out there?

I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night

Cause I'm happy to be living, you know

A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit

You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man

YouknowhatI'msayin?

And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all

You know, but [sniff]

But I really came here tonight [sniff]

For one reason [sniff],

Just cause [sniff] I don't need to cry

I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man

I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all

When I got burnt, gonorrhea

Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit

Ohh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea

So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times

When you really look at it

Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off

Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch

She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go

I I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life

But the pussy was good! Yes the pussy was good!

I just want you to know girl!

That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written

By Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit

It's just a poem that I writ for you girl

[paper crinkles]

[singing]

The first time, ever you sucked my dick

Thank you thank you!

I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls

Somethin shot out of me real fast

First time

Nah I'm just kidding witch'all

How y'all feelin, listen to the album cuz it's BANGIN

We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six

I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber

Oh? And what would that be?