Coahuila

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli

The last ten years of my life I've been feeling kind of lonely

I don't do love, I don't do women named Hannah

And I don't do red haired girls from Louisiana

I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I'm going to watch on television

And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown haired girl and her tequila

My mama always seems to sing the same song

You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky-tonks

What she says is true with that I must agree

'Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I`m going to watch on television

And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown haired girl and her tequila

I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity, cavity

Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About a little brown haired girl, a little brown haired girl

A little brown haired girl and her tequila