Ivy

Ivy's got a boyfriend problem

Ivy's got a creep

Me, I'm working overtime

Working on a novel in my sleep

Tell it to the jury, baby

Tell it to your mom

Well, I think it's a whodunit, oh, but

I don't know who done it

Well, it may be an alarm clock

But it just might be a bomb

Nobody wants me but the law

And I'll lay it down

Yeah, I'll lay it down

Hands across the watermelon

Waiting on the rain

What I've got to offer

Is academic, I ain't selling

Goodbye, close the screen door

See you later

Go away

Nobody wants me but the law

And I'll lay it down

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you

Yeah, I'll lay it down

I keep turning up The Wedding Present

You're too tired to turn me down

Well, you're probably gonna tell me

that this sounds a little adolescent

Counting me, there's one-point-three million lonely people in this town

Nobody wants me but the law

And I'll lay it down

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you

Yeah, I'll lay it down