She Hates Everybody

She's a lovely girl but she's a misanthrope

She's sick of the world, she's at the end of her rope

She's had it up to here with everyone but me

Cowboys, bankers, bikers too

She hates 'em all and she might hate you

But when we're alone, she's as sweet as she can be

It's why it feels so good when she takes my hand

When she tells me I'm her man

So good when she holds me tenderly

I'm the only one that she don't mind

The one man out of all mankind

She hates everybody but me

It's hard sometimes with a misanthrope

I got grave concerns and it ain't no joke

I wake up wonderin' when she gonna turn on me

In a cold sweat in the dead of the night

I reach across and I turn on the light

There she is sleepin', as sweet as she can be

It was so hard to win her heart

It's hard as a rock except for one little part

That's why I don't sleep so easily

Yeah, I'm so glad to be one of a kind

But I'm scared to death she might change her mind

She hates everybody but me

And I'll miss her when she's gone

My misanthrope

And I'll think of how it was

And I'll hold out hope

She'll think back on how it used to be

When she hated everybody but me

And how it felt so good when she took my hand

When she told me I'm her man

So good when she held me tenderly

I was the only one that she didn't mind

The one man out of all mankind

She hates everybody but me

She hates everybody but me

She hates everybody but me