Those Were the Days

That was the best day of my life

I won't forget the time

We crashed the old folks' home

We were ballroom dancing

We ate some Jello, ate some Vicodin

And tap danced through the old folks

And they all thought

We were crazy

Pour a drink for the old

Pour a drink for the young

Anyway you can think of to have fun

We'll get it done

Those were the days

Those were the days

That was by far the weirdest day

I won't forget the time

We tripped in Central Park

The trees were breathing

By the time the evening came down

We had not

So we floated off the grass

Into the galaxy

Pour a drink for the moon

Pour a drink for the sun

Anyway you can think of to have fun

We'll get it done

Those were the days

Those were the days

Where were you?

Where were you?

Where were you?

And on the last day of my life

I will remember you

Dancin' all the while

My heart still beating

And as I run through all these scenes

I will feel confident

Drawing my last breath

Regretting nothing

Pour a drink for what's next

When the judgment has come

Anyway you can think of to have fun

We'll get it done

Those were the days

Those were the days

Those were the days

Those were the days

Those were the days