Lyrics Original Broadway Cast

Original Broadway Cast

Christmas Bells

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

On TV, at Saks

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Can't you spare a dime or two

Here but for the grace of God go you

You'll be merry

I'll be merry

Tho Merry ain't in my vocabulary

No sleigh bells

No Santa Claus

No yule log

No tinsel

No holly

Ho hearth

No

'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no

And it's beginning to snow

Hats, bats, shoes, booze

Mountain bikes, potpourri

Leather bags, girlie mags

Forty fives, AZT

No one's buying

Feel like crying

No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no

And it's beginning to snow

How about a fur-

In perfect shape

Owned by an MBA from uptown

I got a tweed

Broken in by a greedy

Broker who went broke

And then broke down

You don't have to do this

Hush your mouth, it's Christmas

I do not deserve you,

Give, Give Wait, What's on the floor?

you do Let's see some more

Is give

Give me some way to show No, no, no

How you've touched me so

Kiss me, It's beginning to snow

She said, 'Would you light my candle'

And she put on a pout

And she wanted you

To take her out tonight?

Right

She got you out!

She was more than okay

But I pushed her way

It was bad, I got mad

And I had to get her out of my sight

Wait, wait, wait, You said she was sweet

Let's go eat I'll just get fat

It's the one vice left, When you're dead meat

There, That's her

Maureen?

Wo!

I should go

Hey, it's beginning to snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Follow, follow

With his pockets full of the jam

Follow, follow

Help me out, daddy

If you can

Got any D man?

I'm cool

Got any see man?

I'm cool

Got any X

Any smack

Any horse

Any jugie boogie boy

Any blow?

Hey

Hey

I just want to say

I'm sorry for the way,

Forget it

I blew up

Can I make it up to you?

How?

Dinner party?

That'll do

Hey lover boy, cutie pie

You steal my client, you die

You didn't miss me, you won't miss her

You'll never lack for customers

I'm willin'

I'm illin'

I gotta get my sickness off

Gotta run, gotta ride

Gotta gun, gotta hide, Gotta go

And it's beginning to snow

Wish me luck Alison

The protest is on

LL Bean Got any see man?

Geoffrey Beene Got any D man?

Burburry zip out Got any be man?

Lining Got any Crack?

Got any X?

Honest living,

This is

Hi

She'll be dining, (With us)

Here's a new arrival

That is an ounce

Hates, dats, bats

That's my coat!

We give discounts

I think we've met

Let's get a better one

It's a sham

That's what he said

I said it's a gram!

But she's a thief!

But she brought us together

Which investor is coming??

I'll take the leather

Your father?, Damn!

Christmas bells are swinging

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing

In my dreams, next year

Once you donate you can go

Celebrate in Tuckahoe

You'll feel cheery

I'll feel cheery

Tho' I don't rey know that theory

No bathrobe

No Steuben glass

No cappuccino makers

No pearls, no diamonds

No 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire'

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Jingle bells, prison cells

Fa la la la, Fa la la la

You have the right to remain

Silent night holy night

F on your knees oh night divine

You'll do some time

Fa la la la la

Fa la la la la

Got any see man?

Got any D man?

Got any be man?

Got any X, Crack?

I'm willin', I'm illin'

Gotta get my sickness off

See-D help me

Follow, follow

Follow

Jugie boogie, jugie boogie

Follow, follow

Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy

Got any D man, got any see man

Got any crack, any X, any jugie boogie?

Twenty five

Fifteen

Twenty five

Fifteen

Twenty five

Fifteen

No way

Twenty four

Fifteen

Twenty four

Fifteen

Twenty four

Fifteen

Not today

Twenty three

Fifteen

Twenty three

Fifteen

Twenty three

Fifteen

It's old

Twenty two

Fifteen

Twenty one

Fifteen

Seventeen

Fifteen

Fifteen

And

Sold!

And

Let's

Go

To

The lot, Maureen's performing

Who's Maureen?

His ex

But I am over her

Let's not hold hands yet

Is that a warning?

He, You, I

Just need

To take it slow

I should tell you I should tell you

I should tell you I should tell you

I should tell you I

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to,

Joanne, which way to the stage!

Snow!