Christmas Bells
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
On TV, at Saks
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living
Can't you spare a dime or two
Here but for the grace of God go you
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Tho Merry ain't in my vocabulary
No sleigh bells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
Ho hearth
No
'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer'
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no
And it's beginning to snow
Hats, bats, shoes, booze
Mountain bikes, potpourri
Leather bags, girlie mags
Forty fives, AZT
No one's buying
Feel like crying
No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no
And it's beginning to snow
How about a fur-
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down
You don't have to do this
Hush your mouth, it's Christmas
I do not deserve you,
Give, Give Wait, What's on the floor?
you do Let's see some more
Is give
Give me some way to show No, no, no
How you've touched me so
Kiss me, It's beginning to snow
She said, 'Would you light my candle'
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight?
Right
She got you out!
She was more than okay
But I pushed her way
It was bad, I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight
Wait, wait, wait, You said she was sweet
Let's go eat I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left, When you're dead meat
There, That's her
Maureen?
Wo!
I should go
Hey, it's beginning to snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Follow, follow
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow, follow
Help me out, daddy
If you can
Got any D man?
I'm cool
Got any see man?
I'm cool
Got any X
Any smack
Any horse
Any jugie boogie boy
Any blow?
Hey
Hey
I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way,
Forget it
I blew up
Can I make it up to you?
How?
Dinner party?
That'll do
Hey lover boy, cutie pie
You steal my client, you die
You didn't miss me, you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run, gotta ride
Gotta gun, gotta hide, Gotta go
And it's beginning to snow
Wish me luck Alison
The protest is on
LL Bean Got any see man?
Geoffrey Beene Got any D man?
Burburry zip out Got any be man?
Lining Got any Crack?
Got any X?
Honest living,
This is
Hi
She'll be dining, (With us)
Here's a new arrival
That is an ounce
Hates, dats, bats
That's my coat!
We give discounts
I think we've met
Let's get a better one
It's a sham
That's what he said
I said it's a gram!
But she's a thief!
But she brought us together
Which investor is coming??
I'll take the leather
Your father?, Damn!
Christmas bells are swinging
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
In my dreams, next year
Once you donate you can go
Celebrate in Tuckahoe
You'll feel cheery
I'll feel cheery
Tho' I don't rey know that theory
No bathrobe
No Steuben glass
No cappuccino makers
No pearls, no diamonds
No 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire'
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Jingle bells, prison cells
Fa la la la, Fa la la la
You have the right to remain
Silent night holy night
F on your knees oh night divine
You'll do some time
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la
Got any see man?
Got any D man?
Got any be man?
Got any X, Crack?
I'm willin', I'm illin'
Gotta get my sickness off
See-D help me
Follow, follow
Follow
Jugie boogie, jugie boogie
Follow, follow
Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy
Got any D man, got any see man
Got any crack, any X, any jugie boogie?
Twenty five
Fifteen
Twenty five
Fifteen
Twenty five
Fifteen
No way
Twenty four
Fifteen
Twenty four
Fifteen
Twenty four
Fifteen
Not today
Twenty three
Fifteen
Twenty three
Fifteen
Twenty three
Fifteen
It's old
Twenty two
Fifteen
Twenty one
Fifteen
Seventeen
Fifteen
Fifteen
And
Sold!
And
Let's
Go
To
The lot, Maureen's performing
Who's Maureen?
His ex
But I am over her
Let's not hold hands yet
Is that a warning?
He, You, I
Just need
To take it slow
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to,
Joanne, which way to the stage!
Snow!