Voice Mail No.1

ROGER & MARK'S OUTGOING MESSAGE

"Speak". . .("Beeeeeep!")

MOM

That was a very loud beep

I don't even know if this is working

Mark - Mark - Are you there

Are you screening your calls -

It's mom

We wanted to call and say we love you

And we'll miss you tomorrow

Cindy and the kids are here - send their love

Oh, I hope you like the hot plate

Just don't leave it on dear

When you leave the house

Oh and Mark

We're sorry to heart that Maureen

Dumped you

I say c'est la vie

So let her be a lesbian

There are other fishies in the sea

. . .Love Mom