Betty's Got A Bass Boat

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl

Never wanted very much out of this world

Just an occasional dinner and twirl

From a regular guy

So Betty sat up one lonely night

Trying to figure out what a man might like

Then like a bolt right out of the blue

She got herself a plan

Betty's got a bass boat,

Betty's got a truck,

All of a sudden things are looking up

She's the most popular girl in town,

since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental

Oh you just might never know

Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard

There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard

She won 'em over with her southern charm

And a satellite dish

Now Betty can't believe her popularity

She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe

So ironic and the funny thing is

She never even liked to fish

Betty's got a bass boat,

Betty's got a truck

All of a sudden things are looking up

She's the most popular girl in town

Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental

Oh you just might never know

Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

She's got bowling shoes

She can't lose

She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse

She's got a big screen

She's in the in scene

They're even gonna make her strawberry queen

Betty's got a bass boat

Betty's got a truck

All of a sudden things are looking up

She's the most popular girl in town

Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental

Oh you just don't ever know

Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a...

Ooooh

Things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Hey look at Betty

Look at her go

Bye bye

Bon voyage