Negative Queen

He thinks heґs oscar wilde, but heґs paul lynde

Canґt say anything good about anything

He flips his cigarette with disdain

Youґve failed to live up to his standards again

Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen

He reads all the latest magazines

Heґs quick to fallow, but thinks heґs in the lead

He was there and you werenґt

Youґre out of it, youґre not current

Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen

He drips disdain, heґs lacking tact

Heґs popular in a scene

Where being nice is a radical act

Everythingґs got to be just so

If itґs not, heґll let you know

Donґt put up posters on castro street

Heґll rip them down so he shop in peace

Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen

He struts into a bar with swagger

Stumbles out later with a stagger

Spent half his life in a bar

Now he looks so haggard

No sympathy for a braggart

Everythingґs got to be just so

If itґs not, heґll let you know

Darling, you simply havenґt lived

Unless youґve lived like him

Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen