Sidewalk Sale

Gay bar at closing time

The music stops, up come the lights

The cloak of darkness lifts its veil

Gathering for a sidewalk sale

Back and forth through the smoky space

Making circles around the place

Desperation, it's getting late

Last chance is the sidewalk sale

Don't want to go home alone

But how low will you go?

The cream is gone, the dregs prevail

Tough choices at the sidewalk sale

That guy's really not that bad

But if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sad

Make your move, don't delay

Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale

That guy's giving you a sexy look

Be better off curled up with a book

He's gettin' fresh, but looking stale

Slim pickings at the sidewalk sale

Don't want to go home alone

But how low will you go?

Self-respect is about to fail

Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale

Looking for someone you'll never forget

More likely find someone you'll regret

Think it's time to hit the trail

Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale