Absorbing Man

You can beat me up

Call me names

Steal my bike

Go insane

I don't care if you rearrange my face

I don't mind

You can burn my toys

And the books I read

Still it wont matter to me

Cause with one big gulp

I'll swallow it up and smile

Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]

Till you finally understand

I'm calm, I'm serene

Not a word is getting through me

When you scream

I'm a sponge

I soak it up

All the crap you put me through

Wont make me give up

Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]

Till you finally understand

I will never falter

I will never quit

You'll never find another

Who'll put up with your shit [3x]

I will never falter...

Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]

Till you finally understand