Lyrics Parokya Ni Edgar

Parokya Ni Edgar

The Yes Yes Show

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think its almost over but it's only the rise

Mental message via visual contact

Nutter than men with a sexual soundtrack

Mo margarita for my cute seniorita

Triple the tequila just to hotten up the flavor

Joggin down on my JNB

While checkin up the fatso my dicks anatomy

Like trinity its like how with the keeps and

Controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

Flip the tip and skip to the next trip

Flashin some cashin some rock star bullshit

Goin in for this club movin in for the killer

Gad ell some room and a fancy butte liam

We got everything we need a big bag of money

A big a bag of wheat and try to impress out this thoughts to endress

Stop the press we need to get this

I'd like to keep it going cause I gotta go unknown

But it's gevinchi turn on the microphone so...

My name is gevinchi and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind and I am very very kind

I like to drive faster than fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars

You say I'm bad but I am good so shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

Sampung taon kanang sikat wala ka bang ibang talent

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling akong kumanta alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay

Ang kanta diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam natin mas okay nung akoy kumanta

Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang

At alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang

At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta

Ilan... wala eh ano ngayon

Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinci naman talaga dapat

Ang vocalist ng parokya band parokya ni edgar

Teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo subalit

Bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat