You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here

Well you ain't never drank no soda like this one here

No not in a million years

And you ain't never tasted no flavor like a doo-wocka-doodly-doo

No not in your wildest fantasy

Well you better walk down to the grocery store

and look around the place

If the clerk don't have this soda you better punch him in the face

Oh

You ain't never drank no soda like this one here

No not in a million years

No no not never like this one here