Speedy Gonzales

It was a moonlit night in old Mexico

I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas.

Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl

You better come home, Speedy Gonzales

Away from tannery row

Stop alla your a-drinkin'

With that floozie named Flo

Come on home to your adobe

And slap some mud on the wall

The roof is leakin' like a strainer

There's loadsa roaches in the hall

Speedy Gonzales

Why don'tcha come home?

Speedy Gonzales

How come ya leave me all alone?

Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder

She needs some tortillas and chili peppers

Your doggy's gonna have a puppy

And we're runnin' outta coke

No enchiladas in the icebox

And the television's broke

I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt

I smelled some perfume in your ear

Well, if you're gonna keep on messin'

Don't bring your business back a-here

Speedy Gonzales

Why don'tcha come home?

Speedy Gonzales

How come ya leave me all alone?

Hey, Rosita-come quick, down at the canteena

They giving green stamps with tequila