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Dear Stacy I Hate You

So what's another word for I hate you

What's the right pronunciation for complete abomination

Cause I'm writing up a letter to give you

With a total explanation of my disassociation

With your Shotgun hips, your poison soaked lips

and your famous reputation

lets stop in town

A Homemade Train wreck

Baby too bad I miss that you're crazy

I'm over this and

Dear Stacy, I thought that you should know

I hate you so much

Dear Stacy can't get any worse

So don't baby cause you know how this works

so don't hate me, I found the words I swear

I won't pretend to care, you're my worst nightmare

Hey Hey Hey

I'm coming by to get my stuff

I know that it's been rough on you

but I couldn't care less

A day in, a day out

You can scream, you can shout

This is my termination of heavy obligation

With your Shotgun hips, your poison soaked lips

and your famous reputation

lets stop in town

A Homemade Train Wreck

Baby too bad I miss that you're crazy

I'm over this and

Dear Stacy, I thought that you should know

I hate you so much

Dear Stacy can't get any worse

So don't baby cause you know how this works

so don't hate me, I found the words I swear

I won't pretend to care, you're my worst nightmare

Baby too bad I miss that you're crazy

I'm over this one

Dear Stacy, I thought that you should know...

Baby too bad I miss that you're crazy

I'm over this and

Dear Stacy, I thought that you should know

I hate you so much

Dear Stacy can't get any worse

So don't baby cause you know how this works

so don't hate me, I found the words I swear

I won't pretend to care, you're my worst nightmare

Dear Stacy (3x)

I hate you