Shake Weights & Moving Crates

The hardest thing we'll ever have to do

is separate our stuff now that we're through

are you kidding me, the sham-wow set is mine

it was a gift from my mother you just used it all the time

the flat screens mine but the cables yours

I've got the bedside tables you can have the drawers

you say you're gonna use it but you never will

I'll trade my apple tv for your foreman grill

I know my obsession used to make you laugh

but if you take my Will Smith autograph

I'll lose my mind, I think we're both starting to find

The hardest thing we'll ever have to do

is separate our stuff now that we're through

the rachel ray cookbook, nintendo wii and the tivo still belong to me

parting with your Dexter box set might be tough, come and get your stuff

I'm guessing board game night will never be the same

now that you took cranium and my Simpson's trivia game

the macbook's yours but the harddrives mine

like my originial Yoda that was hard to find

I'll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets and picture frames

just be sure to leave a note on how I'm all to blame

I know my obsession used to make you laugh

but if you take my Oprah autograph

I'll lose my f*****g mind, I think we're both starting to find

your stuff's piled up in the hallway

the Taylor Lautner poster's mine, but you can have it anyway

so this is the last thing I needed to say

don't take my shake weight

Don't tough my nintendo, it's time that you let go

of my dvd's and I think that we both know

that breaking up has never been this tough,

come and get your stuff