Lavatory Lil

Look out for Lavatory Lil

Look out for Lavatory Lil

You think that she's a winner

When she's cooking you your dinner

But she's really moving in for the kill

Lavatory Lil

Watch out for Lavatory Lil

Watch out for Lavatory Lil

She says it's hunky-dory

When she's telling you her story

But she really thinks you're making her ill

Lavatory Lil

If you saw it coming at you

You could look the other way

But it isn't easy

When she's rolling in the hay

So much for Lavatory Lil

So much for Lavatory Lil

You think she's being friendly

But she's looking for a Bentley

And she'd rather go and swallow a pill

Lavatory Lil

If you saw that she was coming

You could get up off the track

But it isn't easy

When she hits you in the back

That's it for Lavatory Lil

That's it for Lavatory Lil

She's acting like a starlet

But she's looking like a harlot

As she's slowly heading over the hill

Lavatory Lil

Lavatory Lil