Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,

Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,

Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam.

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

To Maryjane--

Best wishes, Martin.

(Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door),

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for