Cool Papa Bell

It turns out to be

A great thing for me

I don’t worry

And I don’t think

Because it’s not my job to worry or to think

Not me

I’m more like

Every day I’m here, I’m grateful

And that’s the gist of it

Now you may call that a bogus

Bullshit, New Age point of view

But check out my tattoo

Says Wall-to-Wall Fun

Does everyone know everyone?

Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun

Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well

And Cool Papa Bell

The fastest man on Earth did dwell

As Cool Papa Bell

Motherfucker, ugly word

Ubiquitous and often heard

As a substitute for someone’s Christian name

And I think, yeah

The word is ugly, all the same

Ugly got a case to make

It’s not like every rodent gets a birthday cake

No, it’s, You’re a chipmunk, how cute is that?

But you, you motherfucker, are a filthy rat

And well, well, well

Is it true, Papa Bell

That the beauties go to heaven

And the ugly go to hell

Cool Papa Bell

Have you all heard the news:

Heaven Finally Found

Ok, it’s six trillion light years away

But we’re all gonna get there someday

Yes, we’re all gonna get there one day

We all gonna get, we all gonna get, we…

But—but not you

You stay and explain

The suffering and the pain you caused

The thrill you feel when evil dreams come true

And check out my tattoo

It says Wall-to-Wall Fun

Does everyone know everyone?

Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun

Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well

And Cool Papa Bell

The fastest man on Earth did dwell

As Cool Papa Bell

And you’re never gonna stop him

Never gonna stop

Never gonna stop him

I’m never gonna stop

You never gonna

Never gonna stop

Never gonna stop

No, no you never gonna stop

Never gonna stop