The Werewolf

Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life

Made a fairly decent living

Had a fairly decent wife

She killed him - sushi knife

Now they’re shopping

For a fairly decent afterlife

The werewolf is coming

The fact is most obits are mixed reviews

Life is a lottery

A lot of people lose

And the winners, the grinners

With money-colored eyes

Eat all the nuggets

Then they order extra fries

The werewolf is coming

The werewolf is coming, you know

The werewolf’s coming

The werewolf’s coming

Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe

I hear her howling

Prowling on the hill

The werewolf’s coming, Bill

Ignorance and arrogance

The national debate

Put the fight in Vegas

That’s a billion-dollar gate

Revenue: Pay-per-view

Should be pretty healthy

The usual deductions

Then it all goes to the wealthy

Still the werewolf’s coming

Yeah, the werewolf’s coming

I’m not complaining

Just the opposite, my friend

I know it’s raining

But we’re coming to the end of the rainbow

The lying and the spying are through

Oh! You don’t know me?

O.K. I don’t know you, too

The werewolf’s coming

Werewolf’s coming, oh

The werewolf’s coming

And a werewolf’s coming

The werewolf is coming, Joe

I hear her howling

Prowling on the hill

The werewolf’s coming, Bill

You’d better stock up on water

Canned-goods off the shelves

And loot some for the old folks

Can’t loot for themselves

The doorbell’s ringing

Could be the elves

But it’s probably the werewolf

It’s quarter to twelve

And when it’s midnight

And the wolf bites

It’s a full moon

She really got the appetite

The werewolf’s coming

The werewolf

The werewolf