$100 Groom

She wore them cowboy boots

Couldn't ignore, she looked so cute

She was one that I liked best

Couldn't believe her two buck dress

I'll go downtown and we'll

Find ourselves a judge

And I'm your $100 groom

Promise not to leave the room

Even if I gotta vomit

Oh, I'm your $100 groom

Baby, I'll hop the broom

Although I'd rather limbo underneath it

She spent all of my cash

And I broke out in a rash

As long as I can make you laugh

It's been a-while

Might say it's high time

It ain't getting' better

Let's go for a ride

Go downtown and find

Some crooked judge

And I'm your $100 groom

Won't leave the room

Even if I have to vomit

Baby, I'm your $100 groom

Baby, I'll hop that broom

Though I'd rather limbo underneath it

I've let you down in the past

I can't let you down anymore

Yeah, $100 groom

Baby, in that room

She's my better half

When she makes me laugh

When she don't, she ain't

The one that I like best

In a two buck dress

She ain't no saint

Go downtown and we'll

Find ourselves a judge

And I'll be your $100 groom

Promise not to leave the room

Even if I have to vomit

Baby, I'm your $100 groom

Baby, I'll hop the broom

Rather limbo underneath it

Baby, I'm your $100 groom

Baby, I'm your $100 groom

Baby, I'm your $100 groom

$100 groom