Rehearsal

It's so priceless when you say you have to work late

When we both know you're at a motel

Here's the thing that's so much more depressing

Than the infidelity itself

Darling, you are so unoriginal

Each move more obvious than the one before it

You know I always said that I would kill you

If I ever caught you stepping out

Now I see I did not know the half of

What hatred and revenge were all about

Darling, you are so unoriginal

Each move more obvious than the one before it

And I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay

Darling, you are so unoriginal

You'll see that I can be so unoriginal just like you