When They Really Get to Know You They Will Run

what makes you think

that it won't grow back

in a day or two

husbands in winter

they know the truth

but what can they do

i don't like girls the way they are

so shave their legs

and make them look like movie stars

then we can pretend it's natural

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

junior high legs

blonde hair gone brown

from removing it

waxing since thirteen

wisdom from a beauty queen

her tiara diggin deep in her head

i'm starting to think that i'm kind of shy

or at least i'd like to be

winter legs give me heart attacks

so take it off with lasers

so it never comes back

then we can pretend it's natural