Tales Of Kidd Drunkadelic

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One time for ya' mizzle...

Old English 800, or the Genuine Draft

Livin' the High Life is still reserved when it's bad

You can say I have a problem and I say they help me solve 'em

Drinkin' 40's wit' my nigga dog and all the dudes who bought 'em

It seems I have evolved in to this party animal

I be drunk and talkin' shit, while you pricks take it light

Get off the mic and let me babble 'bout the days of old

When I was young and didn't know ice teas could be so cold

All I knew was colors

And that stuff my mom made

Nowadays I drink it just like it's the purple kool aid

Bro go easy on the ice and add a little more Smirnoff

So by the time I reach the bottom I can be clear raw

Don't think it's 'bout to end I say it's 'bout to begin

Take off my shirt, show my belly, offend a few of my friends

You can ask Kid Lex

We be doin' the most on Melrose with a fifth in hand, yellin' at hoes

And ain't gettin' no play from the ladies who pass

Shit, we're drunk, breath stinkin' without a inch of class

And that's alright with me, cuz baby I'm the Big Mac

I'm 'bout to cop a fat sack

Niggas be like "Every time I see you K, you drunk."

Remarks like that will get 'em judged as a punk

You ain't crunk, buddy

I'll take your latest hip-hop money

Divide it with my friends so we can all get funny

Keep your thoughts to yourself, cuz on the real cousin', I'm buzzin'

Tell your peoples I'm a mothafucka case they thought I wasn't

Mom said: "Chill out or watch your life go down"

Saw what happened to a friend,

Well it won't happen again

And I promise: most functional, this bottle here's my petrol

Force field for the unreal,

I got no time to kill

Plus the first time I took a nip I didn't sip

Couple of wine coolers felt exactly what it was

What a buzz!

Had the young Double stone-knocked-out

Like a sucka who step and pose a threat when I'm wet

You can call me what you want a damn drunk or a fool

But I'm the first to pass out and make the shit look cool

Incidents like that are few like the crew drinkin' Zima or Tequiza

That's for women

Somebody pass the gin and Powerade

Yo it's also time to drink

Get off the track

Imma chill with my buddies and toss a few back...