Final Solution

The girls won't touch me cause I got a misdirection,

and livin at night isn't helpin my complexion

The signs all say it's a social infection

A little bit of fun's never been an insurrection

Mom threw me out til I get some pants that fit

She just don't approve of my strange kind of wit

I get so excited I always gotta lose it,

then they pack me off & make me take the cure

But I don't need a cure,

don't need a cure

don't need a cure,

need a final solution

Buy me a ticket to a sonic reduction

Guitars gonna sound like a nuclear destruction

It seems I'm the victim of natural selection,

or maybe just another slide in another direction

I don't need a cure,

don't need a cure

don't need a cure,

need a final solution

Solution!