My Friend Is a Stooge for the Media Priests

My friend's a stooge for the media priests

He does the weather map for Channel 3

He smiles alot when I take him home

Stares at the rug if I leave him alone

Lays around the house in misery

He toes the line for the company

He's livin life

like a Hollow Man

hidin out in a Hollow Land

My Friend Is A Stooge For The Media Priests

In the morning with his hand on his heart

to keep the world safe from falling apart

he pledges allegiance to the Land of Thrills

No one there's born to pay their bills

He's livin life

like a Hollow Man

hidin out in a Hollow Land

My Friend Is A Stooge For The Media Priests

My friend's a stooge for the media priests

He does the weather map for Channel 3