My Hat

Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma

Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee

Some hats are small & dusty objects

Some hats look like me

Some hats are thinking caps,

unmindful of their dinghy flaps

Some hats are springboks,

startled by low-flying trucks

O-we-o-we-i

I don't want to know why

Some hats tumble & fly through the air

Some hats sit on foam heads & stare

O-we-o-we-i

Please don't ask me why

O-we-o-we-i

I don't want to know why