Roses Are Free

Take a piece of tinsel

And put it on the tree

Cut a slab a melon

And pretend that you still love me

Carve out a pumpkin

And rely on your destiny

Get in your car

And cruise the land of the brave

And the free

But don't forget to understand

Exactly what you put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells

You that the roses are free

Take a wrinkled raisin

And do with it what you will

Push it into third

If you know your gonna climb a hill

Eat plenty of lasagna

'Til you know that you had your fill

Resist all the urges

That make you want to go out and kill

But don't forget to understand

Exactly what you put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells

You that the roses are free

Throw that pumpkin at the tree

Unless you think that pumpkin

Holds your destiny

Cast it off into the sea

Bake that pie and eat it with me