Tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Seize her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Tease her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

Look who's in the freezer

Uncle Ebenezer