David Lee Rock

Well you came to kick ass

And to take names

And you got sick of taking names

Well you've been around for years

You've been around the block

You were thick as thieves

Well we can't believe that

You replaced him with Gary Sharone

Before that it was Sammy

And the hit Poundcake

Not much better in our book

I don't think I can ever

Leave home again

David Lee Roth

A hero to all

Especially high school boys

He was good with the girls,

Good with the girls

What more do you need?

Now you can't light a fire

So you can't put it out

Where's your self respect?

Van Halen hasn't been the same

Since Diamond Dave