Lyrics Pigeon John

Pigeon John

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Just trying to meet you

Hey you across from the bar

I ain’t no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just trying to meet you

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money girl I aint gotta lie

Excuse me can I buy you an orange juice?

No? Wow you're honest aren't you?

It befits you may I assist you?

You look kinda sad can I offer a tissue?

(You're crazy) There's that grin

Its been gone for awhile huh? Don't pretend

Why? Your exboyfriend he did what?

He broke up with you because you didn't have a butt

Wow the LL Cool J syndrome its popular

But he's a weirdo I don't need no binoculars

To see you're fine all these girls can't reach you hey

Just trying to meet you

Hey you across from the bar

I aint no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just trying to meet you

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money girl I aint gotta lie

Just trying to meet you

But if you give me a chance

Ill take you to The Derby

And I'll teach you how to dance with me

Just trying to meet you

And you gonna peep how I sway

And when we at the movies girl you ain’t gotta pay

That's my guarantee

That's my guarantee

You get your money back for free girl

If you ain’t feeling me (2x)

Now bring it down

Ok so that was a long chorus

But I really wanted to let you know I adore yas

(What?) The way you drink your beer in a wine glass

Its kind of weird but I don't know where to find that

Plus you got the bomb haircut

Or hairdo whatever baby yo you know what's up

And it clear I'm feeling you can I take and deliver you?

Show you off to all my friends who were planning on stealing you

Ok cool where shall we go?

(Kate Mantillini's!) OK girl take it slow

First we start at Taco Bell I'ma have to teach you

Just trying to meet you

Hey you across from the bar

I aint no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just trying to meet you

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money girl I aint gotta lie

Just trying to meet you

But if you give me a chance

I’ll take you to The Derby

And I'll teach you how to dance with me

Just trying to meet you

And you gonna peep how I sway

And when we at the movies girl you ain’t gotta pay

Now bring it down (2x)