Welcome To The Show

Welcome to the show today

You're gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But its my job to help you let it wash away (2x)

Who rocks the mic, who rocks the mic right?

Mr. black Jack Tripper cause I'm do what I like

Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand

Not a giggalo but a man microphone in my hand till I die

Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame

I'm doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game

Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones

New MC Hammers get the gas face you gotta go

You guys are wack now, go hit the back now

Man disappear.................. POW!

New generation of just regular dudes

We don't dress the same but sing the same blues

So let your hands fly if you do agree with me

P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny

Used to have a white girl now I gotta white wife

Kinda getting used to hearing "brother that aint right"

Welcome to the show today

You're gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But its my job to help you let it wash away (2x)

Freaky deeky deeky shows all up in the LA Weekly

Used to pay to play now I play when they pay me

And I thank God for that supplying my needs

Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed

And I need that between a life in a spotlight

And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cops light

But I stand strong singer/songwriter with Adidas on

Head full of Beatles and De La playing ping-pong

With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees

Peter Gabriel and Ad Rock banging BDP

Who will win the game, hip hop or rock n roll?

My inner voice saying "negro it's the same stroll"

So I stand still classic like an old photo

Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho

Or Long Beach I really can't tell its kinda blurry

It lost in translation and I'm like Bill Murray

Welcome to the show today

You're gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away (2x)