Sweetmeat

I love all aminals but they don't love me back.

I tend to put them in a state of full attack.

You think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me

But that doesn't ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat.

Cause they bite me

They try to eat me alive

I get so frightened

I cry.I cry.

I want a pet so bad I can just taste it

I'd love to walk a dog and not be chased by it

You think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me sweetly

But that doesn't ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat

Cause they bite me

They try to eat me alive

I get so frightened

I cry

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I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors

Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars.

Squirrels hit me with their nuts.

Raccoons with their hissing bit

The deer they take turns kicking.

The rabbits try to maul me.

The snakes are licking lying

Their tying me down

They wrap them selves around my legs..

The poison me they paralyze me

The birds are pecking my eyes

They rip out of all of my hair

I tell them go on have a bite

Make a pig out of yourselves

I'm made of meat.

And I am sweet meat.