Certain Things

He is good at certain things

Like making you feel guilty

And disappointing everybody

At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back

And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast

He says I only see his faults

But that's not true

I'm trying to have a positive attitude

Yeah, he is good, really good

At certain things

She is good at certain things

Like staying at home and watching TV

Yeah, she really does it perfectly

But that's not all, you also get

Snotty condescending comments

And she's really good at turning

A small problem

Into a huge dramatic mess

These talents didn't come naturally though

It took a lot of practice

To get them down so well

Now she is good, really good

At certain things

They were both really good

Really good friends of mine

But people they change over time

Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other

They make such a wonderful couple