MC: Atmos

Good evening. Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Earl's Court. My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening. The band is back stage and will be ready to go in just a few minutes. Before the show begins, the house management would like to request just a few things: First, please no fireworks. Also, please no flash cameras, and any unauthorized audio or video equipment found being used may be confiscated, so, please, save yourself a lot of hassle. Well, I think the band is about ready to go now. No, no, not quite yet. One thing I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Good evening and welcome to Earl's Court. My name is Gary Yudman and we are going to have a fine show this evening. Well, we'd like to thank you for your patience in waiting. The stage is set and the band is about ready to begin, I think. No, not quite yet. Well, this will afford me the opportunity to remind you...