Hey Eugene!

Hey Eugene do you remember me?

I'm that chick you danced with two times through the Rufus album Friday night at that party

On Avenue A: where your skinhead friend passed out for several hours on the bathroom floor and you told me

You weren't that drunk, and that I was your favorite Salsa dancer you had ever come across in New York city

Eugene

Eugene

Eugene

I said hello Eugene

Are you there Eugene

Hey Eugene then we kissed once we lugged your friend into the elevator and went to write my number on a soggy paper towel

And the car went down

And when we were finished making out we noticed that your skinhead friend was gone. Long gone

And you looked into my bloodshot eyes and said is it too soon if I call you Sunday

Eugene

Eugene

Eugene

I said hello, Eugene

Are you there, Eugene

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (oh yeah)

I said hello (hello), Eugene

Are you there, Eugene (tell me are you there)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (tell me oh)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Does any of this ring a bell Eugene?