Catch 22

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to P!nk Airlines.

We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to ensure your ride is as pleasant as possible.

Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing.

All carry-on luggage must be stored in an over-heard compartment or under the seat in front of you.

Waiting on t a ticket

'Cos you're looking for the ride

You're feeling on top

'Cos you're flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake

And you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do

You're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things that we say we won't

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping of the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a Catch 22

Yes, we're rocking round in circles

It's a Catch 22

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notidy a flight attendant immediately.

All electrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 feet.

Looking from the outside

You're always looking in

You think you fixed he problem

'Til it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap

You're trying to get out

You're searching for your cheese

'Cos you feel like Mighty Mouse

You're damned if you don't

You're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs

But you haven't got a clue

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping of the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a Catch 22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a Catch 22

Yes, we're rocking round in circles

It's a Catch 22

You are in for the ride of your life

We realise you have many choices and on behalf of P!nk Arilines we'd like to thank you for flying with us.

We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbour's head and knock you the f**k out.

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping of the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a Catch 22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a Catch 22

Yes, we're rocking round in circles

It's a Catch 22