Caught Licking Leather

I know a guy who was caught licking leather

He met a nice girl and couldn't forget her

If she borrowed his coat I'm sure that he let her

Dreamed of tasting a boot so he could know her better

Aww but she lost interest when he wrote a letter

In this day and age a voicemail is better

But it's alright

Everyone gets busted sometimes

And it's never any fun, to be the only one

No it turns my cheeks red

I should've listened to what was said

I know a girl who gets tickled by feathers

Haven't seen her in seems like forever

Wears long pants even in warm weather

The trouble she got in couldn't be measured

Last Halloween she showed up in leather