Half Idiot

Poke me in the belly button

and you might get a laugh

workin on my cuticles

til my nails are torn in half

Hit my head within your basement

I feel like a giraffe

Startin to feel like a bum

surrounded by the handsome and dumb

half idiot (8x)

Run your hand across my hair

and you might catch a flake

Please keep me out the kitchen

I burn all that I bake

Why are all my allergies

year round for heaven's sake?

Stick out like a sore thumb

surrounded by the handsome and dumb

half idiot (8x)

Poke me in the belly button

and you might get a laugh

workin on my cuticles

til my nails are chopped in half

Hit my head within your basement

I feel like a giraffe

I think I got kinda dumb

Ask Seth if he's got any gum

[oh there's a]

half idiot (8x)

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