Health Plan

there comes a time in my life to choose a health plan

and now it's time in my life to choose a health plan

you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors

yeah that's how i stay fit, i stay away from doctors

because what? you want me to come in?

wanna stick needles and poke me?

try to give me some sort of diagnosis, no

you wanna fix me, well that's not happening

i'm just fine, and i'm staying this way

yeah that's why i don't do it, i stay away from doctors

no chance man, i'm not an idiot, i stay away from doctors

that's right, that's it, i stay away from doctors

not gonna have a fit, 'cause i stay away from doctors

so what - sign me up on tests

try to turn my head?

rub my back and find some cancer, no

i'm not crazy, i know how you operate

and don't you just love to operate

well not on me

not on me

you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors

you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors