Best Years of My Life

I picked a good day for a recreational percocet

I've got an itch to just get high

I'm in the middle of the worst of it

These are the best years of my life

I've got the hankering for intellectual emptiness

I've got the need to ease my mind

I'll watch some re-runs on the TV set

These are the best years of my life

I was looking forward to

Staying here forever

'Cause you asked me to

Didn't think that I could do better

So I settled down

In this ten-cent town

It's about to break me

I'm gonna mix a drink and try to drown this worthlessness

Call Mom and tell her I'm alright

Well he don't love me but he ain't gone yet

These are the best years of my life

Yeah I was looking forward to

Staying here forever

'Cause you asked me to

Didn't think that I could do better

So I settled down

In this ten-cent town

It's about to break me

I picked a good day for a recreational percocet

I've got an itch to just get high

I'm in the middle of the worst of it

These are the best years of my life

These are the best years of my life

These are the best years of my life