Family Feud

Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink

Aunt Tammy's in there claiming all the diamond rings

Uncle Bobby's holding up the TV set

The only thing they are grieving over

Is what they ain't gonna get

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all

She wasn't even cold

Before they ripped it off the wall

Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts

Nobody even waited for the reading of the will

If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

I'm watching it all go down in shame

Wish the whole house would go up in flames

Who gives a damn about a cedar chest?

When we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

She's probably rolling over in her grave

'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away