Unhappily Married

Must be mistakin' me with the maid we don't have

Can't even wash your own whiskey out your glass

I give you no lovin' in a month or so

Can't live without ya, but I can't let you go

Hey, hey

It's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

You better start workin' some overtime

Can't buy heels on nickels and dimes

You're goin' bald, and I'm gettin' fat

I hate your mom, and you hate my dad

Hey, hey

It's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car

May as well keep going, hell we made it this far

We both play our parts in this disaster

I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard

Hey, hey

It's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

Hey, hey

It's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

We'll spend forever unhappily married

We'll spend forever unhappily married

Can I get an amen?

Amen