As Seen On TV

Another group of monster teenagers

Shot up their school today

What makes them do it?

Video games? Marilyn Manson?

Oh, it can't be the parents

Or the fact that school sucks

Or that the jocks

Do get patted on the head every time

They beat up the weirdos

And the jobs you get

Once you graduate from school

Are stupid, boring, meaningless

And a dead end to insanity

I can't deny it's killing me

No one loses on TV, on TV

I can't deny it's killing me

No one loses on TV, on TV

On TV, on TV

When Sport Utility Vehicles

Are no longer enough

You need The Terminator

Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles

Drive over the tops of everybody else

You'll crush 'em before the cops

Can catch up with you

Your precious artifact child

Needs to be safe

They're talking to a kid

Whose skin is a different color

Grab the kid and mow 'em down

I can't deny it's killing me

No one loses on TV, on TV

I can't deny it's killing me

No one loses on TV, on TV

On TV, on TV

Each new hot generation

Has a statement

They wanna call their own

Tattoos, piercings

That's for Moms and Dads

What you wanna do

Is spend your allowance

On devil horn implants

Elephant Man head

Designer tails

Third leg, fourth leg

Everyone a hermaphrodite

No one loses on TV, on TV

On TV, on TV

No one loses on TV, on TV

On TV, on TV

No one loses on TV

And on a lighter note