Making Plans For Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy

He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans for Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel

He has no future in a British steel

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And when young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy

He must be happy

He must be happy in his world

Nigel is not outspoken

But he likes to speak

And loves to be spoken to

Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans

Yeah we're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans

We're only making plans for Nigel