House of the Gods

Finally found a place they could never reach

Sipping Singha Beer on Pattaya Beach

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions

Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions

Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

There's a guy next to me, won't tell me his name

Buy's me Mekong Whiskey just the same

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions

Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions

Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

I'm just a wally

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wally

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

Met a girl, said she's really going to blow my mind

She says she don't mean sex and I say alright

Turns out, she's a bloke, tries to give me head

I have to run out screaming to the street instead

She's just a wally

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wally

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions

Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

In the house of the Gods

Where no mongrels preach

I watched the sun going down

On Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wally

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wall

Hanging out on Pattaya Beach