The Greatest Show On Earth

I'm trying to shave my legs

UPS at the door

The kids are clownin' on the bed

The door is scratchin' up the floor

Yeah - Everybody here's just a little crazy

In our hoop jumping, good-lovin' Big Top, baby

Ooo hoo welcome to the party

Ooo hoo we're just getting started

Take a front row seat

Or the back if you prefer

'Cause to me this three ring

Is the greatest show on earth

Ooo hoo

Ooo hoo

Oh the baby's on my hip and the noodles are boiling over

Little Tommy just brought me a four leaf clover

I'm spinnin' plates 'cause dinner's late and the phone keeps ringing

So I turn the radio up 'cause I feel like singing

Ooo hoo welcome to the party

Ooo hoo we're just getting started

Take a front row seat

Or the back if you prefer

'Cause to me this three ring

Is the greatest show on earth

Ooo hoo

Ooo hoo

There's toys in the yard and the house needs paintin'

And I'm pretty sure the neighbors all hate us

But the view sure looks nice from the front porch swing

I wouldn't trade it for anything, for anything

Ooo hoo welcome to the party

Ooo hoo we're just getting started

Take a front row seat

Or the back if you prefer

'Cause to me this three ring

Is the greatest show on earth

Ooo hoo

Ooo hoo

(2x)

Welcome to the party, oh welcome to the party, welcome to the party

We're just getting started