Menage Abattoir

Menage-a-trois, it's an abattoir

When two and two make three

Eternal triangle, it's a lover's tangle

Got to get a new angle on jealousy

If you're with her. And she's with you

Then I'll be all alone...

We're so liberated, so sophisticated

But love is never free

You go and sleep with her

She's going to sleep with you

But will she sleep with me

If you're with her. And she's with you

Then I'll be all alone

To cry and go to pieces

Eat my heart out to the bone

You're so quick to feed,

I'm so quick to bleed

And meat is rare tonight

You take another bite,

You carve another slice

Somebody's gonna roast tonight

If you're with her. And she's with you

Then I'll be all alone

To skewer another tender heart

And cut it to the bone

You bit off more than you could chew

You bit off more than you could masticate

You bit off more than you could chew

Three blind mice, three blind mice

See how they run, see how they run

One ran off with the other one's wife

They cut off their tails with a carving knife

You never saw such a mess in your life

Menage abattoir

Eternal triangle, can't escape the tangle

Love is never free

Eternal triangle, it's a lover's tangle

Got to get a new angle on jealousy

If you're with her. And she's with me

And no-one wants to fight

What we've got to ask is...

Who sleeps with who... tonight?