Old Tart's Song

If I had my time again

I'd like to come back as a man

If I had my time again

A cock and not a hen

I don't want to be like my mother

Hang behind, fall behind

Wait on all the others

If I had my time again.

If I had another life

I'd get myself a wife

If I had another life

To care for me by day and night

I don't want to be like my mother

Hang behind, fall behind

Wait on all the others

If I had another life.

I used to be a tart

Sold myself as art

Now I feel just like my mother

Her price is low ... she doesn't bother

Everybody has their price

UP YOURS!